As much as we love our dogs, they’re not always the most polite pups. Here are 20 of our favorite rude dogs from the Animals Being Jerks blog.
*Note: These pups are hilariously rude, but not necessarily appropriate for tiny hoomans. But you big hoomans get ready to laugh your tails off!*
1. “I’m sorry, were you sitting there?”
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2. “Stop trying to make fetch happen.”
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3. “We don’t get a lot of hate mail here… but when we do, this is typically how we treat it.”
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4. “Take a breath mint.”
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5. “I feel like our relationship has lost its passion.”
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6. “Get to steppin’!”
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7. Derek got pretty carried away when he discovered his penis.
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8. “No. More. BATHS!”
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9. Where there’s a will, there’s a way. Unless your dog’s a jerk.
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10. The human wanted to be number one, but the dog wanted to make number two.
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11. “Honey, I haven’t seen the dog since I finished all the raking…”
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12. “He loves me. He loves me…” NOT!
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13. Little known fact: Corgis. Hate. Lettuce.
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14. It’s not being a jerk when it happens to a cat.
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15. He wasn’t a licensed masseuse, but that didn’t stop him from running his illegal home massage parlor.
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16. Insult to injury.
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17. Your puppy will absolutely FLIP for the new taste of Purina puppy chow!
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18. Leon never forgot the bath his owner gave him and the vow he made that day to get revenge.
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19. Happy Birthday to the GROUND!
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20. “Sharing is for the birds. I’m a dog.”
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