“It might be dangerous in there. I think I should come with you, OK?”“
5. “Is the dog in there with you? You guys are plotting against me, aren’t you?!”
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7. “There was a spider in the tub. I killed it. You’re welcome. Now come clean up this dead spider. It’s gross.”
11. “This seems excessive. Can’t you just lick yourself?”
14. “Were you looking for shampoo? You got cat instead! How lucky! Now scratch my ears.”
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16. “I didn’t do it, and even if I did, I’m invisible, so the point is moot.”
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19. “Hi. I checked up here for danger. All clear. Help me down?”
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23. “I have to go now. There’s no one sleeping on your keyboard!”
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