Please pardon the interrufftion.
1. “You guys wanna hear me sing?!”

2. “Call that kitten ‘cute’ one more time, and it will be the last thing you ever say to it.”

3. “Um, excuse me… I’m sorta in the middle of something here.”

4. “I guess my invitation was lost in the mail. ”

5. “Mind if I check my Facebook real quick?”

6. “BEEP! BEEP!”

7. “Are we moving? I didn’t agree to this.”

8. “Look over here! I got a derpy face, too!”

9. “Did somebody say CHEESE?!”

10. “Look! It’s a camera! Everyone smile! …Everyone?”

11. “I now pawnounce you man and wife.”

12. “You ladies on Tinder?”

13. “Alright Weenie, I think it’s about time you left the bed.”

14. “You guys like to do this, too?”

15. “You lookin’ at mah hooman?”

16. “First rule of dog-dom: Never take your eyes off your enemy.”

17. “You ruined my couch selfie, bro.”

18. “Oh no. Not the flashing lights again. Let’s get out of here before they start posing us.”

19. “You got any snacks?”

20. “Hay guys, y’all taking pics?!”

21. “Dis gonna be over soon?”
