I don't cry very often, but when I do, I cry enough to fill two pitchers of Dos Equis.
The things that make me cry, you see, aren't those that are supposed to make me cry.
For example, Top Chef finalist Mei Lin is hard as frozen chocolate. But in this week's episode, she was so afraid of losing that the tears slid down her face like kids down a greasy slide. I bawled.
Google, on the other hand, rarely makes me bawl, save in the sense of bellowing with laughter. So its new ad for Android didn't affect my tears ducts at all.
I fear, though, that it will affect yours.
