1. "Tomorrow I should tell the human that I love him."
(Reddit: mr_tofu)
2. "If I fits ... maybe I don't necessarily have to sits..."
(Reddit: Staineddutch)
3. "I really need to get my life together and stop pooping outside the litter box."
(Reddit)
4. "Maybe I can learn to be friends with Mouse. "
(Reddit: AtrophicSPIN)
5. "I should really play outside more."
(Reddit: NextGenWarrior)
6. "Am I meowing to my fullest potential?"
(Reddit: felloffmybike)
7. "If I just talk to the birds, maybe we can see eye-to-eye."
(Reddit: volburger1)
8. "What does it even MEAN to be a cat? What is my PURPOSE?"
(Reddit: ashmeister13)
9. "Is it possible that there's more to life than sleeping for 16 hours a day?"
(Reddit: BumbleChaser)
10. "UGH, I GUESS I SHOULD STOP BEING SO RUDE TO THE DOG."
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