Stop Everything And Look At This Baby Wombat

Oh hi baby wombat. What kind of wombat are you?

Why, I’m a Southern Hairy-nosed Wombat, of course. But I have a name. It’s Jedda. And I’m not a baby, I’m a joey.

Why are you being shy, baby wombat?

Because I only just emerged from my mother’s pouch at the the Melbourne Zoo in Australia.

That your mum, baby wombat?

Yes, this is Jumanji, my mother. She’s a very accomplished wombat.

Come here, baby wombat.

Ok, let me just crawl through the Wombat Tunnel.*

*It’s actually called the Wombat Tunnel.

There you are, baby wombat.

Sorry, did you not hear that my name is Jedda? And I’m a joey. A joey.

Well aren’t you the cutest, chubbiest little thing?

I’d like to return to the Wombat Tunnel, please.

 

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