Would you like your laundry with a side of fur?
"We're just keeping them warm for you."
"This clean shirt is way comfier than the rest of the bed!"
"I just feel more secure when I'm sitting on your pants."
"A true royal DESERVES a tower of clothing."
"Thanks for making me this comfy bed, Human!"
"Oh, were you planning on going out in this outfit?"
"If you pile a bunch of soft things on the bed, I'm going to sit on them."
"I'm CLEARLY folding these for you."
"It's just NO FUN when I can't cover your clothes in my fur."
"Yep, this spot is clearly meant for me."
"I'm enjoying the springtime-fresh fragrance — leave me alone!"
"Thanks for leaving this on the floor for me!"
" ... But I blend so perfectly!"
"I mean, you can't deny that I look REALLY GOOD sitting on this pile of clean laundry."
"Did you use UNSCENTED detergent, you rube??"
" ... These are mine now."
"Ah. There's nothing better than wearing clean clothes — especially when they're yours, Human."
