My cat is sad because life has given him many, many lemons & he cannot use them to make lemonade because he is a cat.
My cat is sad because he failed his audition for the TV show 'Cat Idol', despite singing a very moving emo ballad.
My cat is sad because he is looking to a higher power to assist my other cat with his crippling booze addiction.
My cat is sad because he is a cat from the 1990s yet often finds himself thinking in annoying modern Internet jargon.
My cat is sad cos I caught him trying to sneak out to see his girlfriend
My cat is sad because he thought watching his national football team would cheer him up, but it did the opposite.
My cat is sad because Jim White took a photo of his bum on Transfer Deadline Day.
Is your cat sad?)