You think they care what you think? Well, they don’t.
1. “Oh, you didn’t want me to chew down the door? Well, guess what? I did it anyway.”
3. “Go ahead. Call the police. See if I care. I’ll be waiting right here when they show up.”
4. “You think I care about your ‘rules’? Rules are for LOSERS. I’ll beat up this flower. I’ll beat the shit out of it.”
5. “You think I give a shit? You don’t control my life.”
7. “Don’t give me that look. I’m my own, independent woman. And you won’t EVER bring me down.”
12. “NO, I won’t eat your disgusting corporate peanut butter. Try saying ‘no’ to ‘the man’ just once in your life.”
13. “I’ll wait in this car. I’ll wait in this car all day. What’re you gonna do? Ground me?”
16. “Oh, you want me to stop jammin’ so loud, Mom? I’m sorry, do you think Jon Bon Jovi’s mom told him to stop jammin’? No, I bet she didn’t.”
17. “No, I won’t get off the couch. ‘Cause this is mycouch just as much as yours. Probably more mine than yours, to be honest.”
19. “Yeah, I smoke… Sure, I’ve done a drug or two. Smoked a little somethin’ extra.”
20. “Oh, this drawer isn’t for ‘sits’? Well, guess what? I don’t give a fuck what you think it’s for.”
23. “No, I haven’t seen my brother, Mom. And I’d appreciate it if you stopped presuming things and start treating me like an ADULT.”
29. “OH MY GOD, DAD. I’M OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE SEX NOW. YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME.”
31. “Fuck your computer. You think I care about your computer? Nobody cares about your computer.”
32. “Yeah, I’m a plant. Everybody said I’d never do it. But I did. Because nobody knows me but me.”
