Maybe you’ve heard of this little HBO show called Game of Thrones. It has dragons and swords and it could really be something someday. It has a lot of potential. Here’s where they’re missing the boat…
Wolves.
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Don’t get me wrong, wolves are cool, but if they really want to go “viral” they should replace every single wolf with…
....KITTENS!
Instead of a slobbery, gross wolf pup, each of the Stark children would receive a cuddly little furball like THIS ONE!
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Don’t you feel better about everything already?!
Kittens to follow them on their adventures!
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Kittens to defend them.
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And look adorable at the same time!
Getting worried, Lannisters?
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You should be.
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You’re about to get cuddled to death!
Don’t mess with OUR FAMILY!
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LET’S BOUNCE, WHISKERS!
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Don’t worry, Gilly! It’s just Snowball!
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But you know what? It’s really not fair that just the Starks get kittens. EVERYONE SHOULD GET KITTENS!
A kitten for Khal Drogo!
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He’s a TOTAL cat person.
A kitten for Brienne of Tarth!
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Mother of Dragons and Kittens!
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A kitten for Renly and Brave Ser Lorys!
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A KITTEN FOR KING JOFFREY!
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A kitten for the White Walkers!
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And who will sit upon the Iron Throne to rule them all?
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His Royal Majesty Ser Pounce of course!
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