1. She's never quite sure why you're sleeping in her bed, but she's willing to share … for now.
"I don't think there's any room left for you …"
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2. She gets super offended when you get upset with her. How dare you question her authority?
"If you didn't want it destroyed, maybe you should have mentioned that?"
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3. She's not amused by your messes.
"What if I wanted to have friends over?"
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4. She gets worried when you're in a room without her — what if you hurt yourself? Really though, she needs you to open this door this instant. She's not kidding.
"This isn't funny. Are you ok? Maybe I can reach you …"
5. She assumes all of your stuff is her stuff too ... even if it's not.
"Ok, I hear you, but do you really have the heart to move me?"
6. She likes to "supervise," as in sit around and watch you do important things. She's not quite sure if you'll be able to do it all on your own.
"Is this seriously all you're bringing?"
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7. She expects you to feed her/change her litter box/pay attention to her in general … as if you needed a reminder she was there.
"So are you going to fill this thing or what?"
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8. She hides from you sometimes because she needs her space. You're so needy — she can't cater to your needs all day long. Sometimes she just needs a break.
"Um, do you mind?"
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9. She's not a huge fan of the whole "you eat at the table and she eats on the floor" thing. Seems a little backwards, if you ask her.
"See, I can totally reach!"
10. She's always silently judging you and your life choices, because obviously she knows what's best for you.
"That's the shirt you're going to wear today? Are you sure?"
11. Essentially, she walks around your home like she owns the place — and you have to admit, she kind of does.
"My name isn't on the lease? Seriously? We must fix this."
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