Your dog has probably heard the news about Don the Collie, the dog who took a tractor on a joyride in Scotland.
Don the collie lives a happy, bucolic life on a Scotland farm — or so his owner thought. Turns out, Don’s got the need for speed.
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As you can see, Don’s owner couldn’t satisfy him with the mad velocity he craved. And when you’re bitten by the speed bug, there’s only one cure.
STEAL. THE. TRACTOR.
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As his buzzkill of an owner tended sheep, Don the collie leaned on the tractor’s gas for a ruff ride…
His joyride took him through a fence (sick!) and onto the highway (whoa!) before hitting a median and causing an unexpected paws in traffic on the M74.
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Don was safe for now… But it’s only a matter of time before, like the rest of us dogs, he gets restless moving on all fours.
Went to see a man about a dog today: DON THE TRACTOR-DRIVING COLLIE 🐶🚜
— crushtina (@Christina O'Neill)
Dogs everywhere have that need for speed, and it’s obvious why.
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When you’re flying this fast, the only thing worth stopping for is a kiss from a hot babe.
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The Fast and the Furriest.
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With all this street cred, you can just lie back and wait for the bitches to come crawling.
